Carl Sagan was a smart guy.
It was Carl Sagan that first got me interested in any kind of science. Not, mind you, interested enough to actually study any of the hard sciences (I wound up in Speech Communication), but interested enough to appreciate science and what it has brought us. More importantly, he taught me to question things, rather than relying on blind faith that it works that way because that’s the way it’s supposed to work.
That, by the way, is what’s known in logic circles as tautology.
Anyway, back in the day, Sagan wrote a rare piece of fiction called “Contact.” You may or may not have heard of it, may or may not have seen the movie. Both the book and the movie were relatively harsh on religious extremism. Interestingly enough, though, I would argue that both the book and the movie had a serious religious bent in and of themselves. There are concepts of taking things on faith and messages hidden deep in pi.
At some point, fairly late in the book, someone is calculating pi to about gajillion decimal places and comes across an interesting anomaly: the normally random patterns of this famously irrational number drop zeros and ones for a while and go back to random digits. The zeros and ones are binary code and, when plotted out, draw a circle.
It’s posited that the circle is a message. From whom is never really addressed, but it’s assumed the message is from some sort of creator.
That got me thinking, slowly pinging away at a problem over the decades since I read “Contact.” All major religions have a book that contains all their important information about how to be a member of that religion, what it means to be a member of that religion, and what you’re supposed to do to people who aren’t a member of that religion. That text becomes the focal point for the religion and also serves dual purpose of ending all arguments (it’s not in the book, it doesn’t exist) and beating people about the head and shoulders. NOTE: Not all religious folk do this, but it does happen.
Ultimately religious texts are unassailable from an argumentative position. In order to be a member of a religion, you usually have to believe that the text that defines the religion was divinely inspired or divinely created. Therefore, no external argumentation can occur. The book was written by God, end of story, end of debate.
This is why arguing about religion is ultimately a huge waste of everyone’s time and both sides’ time would be better served shouting Mad Magazine quotes at each other. Either you believe the text was divinely inspired or you don’t.
Now, all religious texts are open to some form of analysis and interpretation by believers. This is why there are multiple sects of all large religions. At some point in each religion’s life cycle, someone will start to question something and a whole new sect of the religion will ultimately spin up, divided between the supporters of something old and the supporters of something new. Each portion will then usually continue to grow.
It’s actually kind of like an amoeba that way.
So, anyway, after I read “Contact,” I started to wonder if there actually is a message buried in there somewhere. In some ways it makes sense. Why would a creator leave his or her mark in the form something as open to interpretation as a book?
I suspect, if you dig deep enough into the natural world, you’ll ultimately find the code that runs the universe. While the heady thrill of scientific triumph will be nearly overwhelming, the code itself will probably be pretty simple. I suspect we’ll find definitions of how things can interact with what other things to create ever more complex things. This is your low-level code, kind of like what runs on your BIOS. Things like the code that define a tree or a dog or you, will be high-level code. Low-level code usually stands on its own and only needs hardware to run on. High-level code depends on low-level code and runs on hardware but is more mutable. This could explain why there’s so much diversity out there, but only to a certain degree. The rules in the code will define what works and what doesn’t work and that’s why we don’t see 100′ long ants taking over. The low-level code defines basic functions like how the universe is glued together. Higher level code defines how elements form, chemicals react and so on.
I guess this would make children a perfect example of instantiated objects based on polymorphic code.
Since Carl Sagan was such a bright guy, I have to wonder if he didn’t come across this same idea, but decided to simplify it for easier ingestion.
Now all we need is a universe decompiler and a lot of free time to see if anyone left comments in the code.
Spend any amount of time in the martial arts world and you’ll quickly figure out a couple of interesting things:
- There’s a huge amount of ego
- There’s a huge amount of misinformation
Not much you can do about either of these things. For all the lip service given to being patient and gentle and generally not being a dick, there are a bunch of people who are impatient, rough, and dicks. I’ve never met the man, but I’ve heard stories that Steven Seagal could be a real dick on the set of his movies. I like to think they’re just stories because I actually dig his Aikido, but you can never tell. Every system I’ve ever studied has had at least one jerk who thought they were God’s gift to the martial arts. Some had more.
There’s something about fighting that brings out the worst in people sometimes. If you’re studying an art and think you’re surrounded by jerks you might want to find another place to study. If there’s only a couple, just do what I do: smile, nod, and basically ignore them.
Which brings us to the second problem. Misinformation about the efficacy of any given system is fairly natural. You have to realize that most people who are teaching martial arts have never really had to use them. They’re only repeating stories they’ve heard in the past about such and such master who could smash walls with his fists. Any thorough student will sift through the material and decide what they think will work and what they don’t think will work. It doesn’t mean the style is worthless, unless there’s nothing that looks usable, it just means there are things that will work better than others. There are techniques in Kenpo I would never try because it seems like they just won’t do what they should do. The rest of the system is fine, but there’s always a few thing that you look at and think, “Man, that’s just dumb.”
Hopefully your school encourages hands-on practice with the techniques because that’s really the best way to figure out if you’ve got something viable.
Then there are things like this:
If your school is teaching this, turn around and walk out.
No one in their right mind would think Monkey Steals The Peach could be anything but a joke. As an aside on this, the author has completely misunderstood Iron Hand training, which is actually a real thing. Apparently my school used to do a variation on Iron Hand back in the 80s and 90s, but quit for some reason or another. Probably because of how it can malform hands.
I know, I know. You’re not supposed to be able to learn martial arts from a book, so there’s one strike against Monkey Steals The Peach right there. I do, however, believe you can learn some aspects of a martial art from a book, but only if you’re already fairly adept at a different one, and whatever you learn will be tainted by what you already know. I’ve read up on Krav Maga, but I always approach it from a Kenpo perspective. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just something to be aware of.
This weekend was one of AKKA’s bi-annual black belt tests. We 41 people testing for everything from Junior 1st Black all the way through 5th Black. A couple of my former (and sometimes current) instructors were the 5th degree guys.
My son was a support person for a guy from our school who was testing for his Junior 1st Black. I was there to keep an eye on my son and generally help out.
So, a quick congrats to everyone who tested, you all did a great job! BTW, Invincible was the theme this year.
The Lion Dance from the opening ceremonies.
My dad in early June of 2001.
He was riding his bike home and went straight through a turn-only light and got clobbered. By bike, I mean Harley and by clobbered, I mean flung 60 feet or so into a concrete embankment. The young woman driving the car that hit him was terrified and crushed. If she ever stumbles across this (which I doubt) I hope she knows I bear her no ill will. The accident was not her fault, it was just one of those random events that shakes up the worlds of the people who experience it.
Still, I prefer to not dwell on his death save to say I believe each of us has a heaven. My dad’s heaven probably consists of loud motorcycles, guns, and young women who are smart (but not quite as smart as him) and are into skimpy clothes.
I prefer to remember my dad’s life. He was every inch the caricature of masculinity: divorced multiple times,loved guns, rode Harleys, used to race motorcross. He was a giant in many ways and I loved him very much. So, with that in mind, I’d like to share a few tidbits and stories.
Once, when I was visiting him in Arizona we were eating a some fast-food restaurant when a young woman from college came in. My dad took one look at her and told me I should ask her out. I tried to explain to him that I lived and went to school in New Mexico and this was Arizona.
“You’re thinking buy. You need to think rent.”
His first piece of advice when I got my first car? Bear in mind now, this was a beat-up ’65 Volkswagen Beetle with no headliner, no carpeting, and torn up seats. The back seat was about a foot wide and made out of some kind of vinyl that had seen better days. So, anyway, my dad’s first piece of advice?
“Don’t get anyone pregnant in the back seat.”
He also patiently told me that I should never kill anyone, but if worse came to worse and I had to, to use a bow and arrow because guns already had too bad a rap.
From the outside, he seemed a larger than life character, brash and boisterous, and full of ill-conceived advice about women, politics, and guns. Tear away that facade, though, and he was different. I remember going to Arizona for a speech and debate tournament once and he came down to see me. Somehow or another, the guys I was sharing a room with managed to take off with both keys so my dad and I sat in the Motel 6 parking lot talking. It was at that time that I actually got to know him. I found out a little more about why he and my mom got a divorce and what he was really like when you stripped away the veneer.
He wasn’t actually a bad guy, he just really liked for people to think that he was.
His final piece of advice to me on women. “Treat them right because, you know, they really deserve it.”
So, those are the moments I choose to remember. He was a good guy and I really miss him sometimes.
This weekend, my son and I were at the AKKA Black Belt weekend. My son was officially acting as support for one of the other kids in the school that was testing for his junior black belt. I was kind of along for the ride and wound up remembering why I took the art up in the first place. It was the kind of father/son bonding that I hope feeds into his memories, so some day he can tell his son or daughter the story of the time he punched me in the jaw and kicked me in the nuts. I was assisting with a blocking lesson and my son was one of my students. My blocking was slow and he got a little exuberant. I hope he remembers times like that and how I looked him square in the eye and said, “I’m totally gonna tell mom.”
So, happy Father’s Day to y’all. I hope you have some good memories or, better yet, a dad you can talk to without using a Ouija board.
I kind of wanted to wait for the dust to settle on the events of Elliot Rodger’s vile attacks before weighing in on the whole insane affair. #yesallwomen got a lot of input from a whole lot of people who had a dog in that fight and I felt it was more important to let their voices be heard rather than dilute the debate with my ham-fisted ramblings. Over the past couple of weeks I’ve come to realize a couple of things: 1) Rodger was mentally unstable to begin with and that, doubtless, contributed to his attacks and 2) sexism is far more prevalent and institutionalized than I had previously realized. I got that other countries had big issues with sexism (India! Come for the squalor, stay for the gang rape!), but when the stories started coming out, I guess I was blindsided by just how common it was here in the States. If nothing else, at least some of those stories are getting heard, so maybe at least it will change a few minds.
Now, barely what, a whopping two whole weeks has passed and the fickle media has moved on to which celebrity is boffing which other celebrity and our short attention span theatre has drifted to whatever else tickles our fancy for the moment. The sad part of all of this is the problem still remains: the men’s rights groups are still spilling their vitriol, women are still getting shit on for being women, and nothing has really changed. The dialog rapidly shifted to gun control and everyone was happy to let it go that way because advocating for women is far less interesting than things that go boom. After all, if you’re going to tilt at windmills, gun control is a great one; you can feel like you’re actually making a change while not really doing anything.
But the stories are still out there and the problem still remains and all the dialoging (not sure that’s a word, but it works) is accomplishing exactly squat because all anyone wants to do is enact big laws that will never see the light of day and think big thoughts about “Why is this happening?”
Sometime last week a friend of mine posted a little blurb on her fb page (she shall remain anonymous unless she feels like weighing in, in which case, please go for it. You know who you are), about how the mailman at her company had felt the need to opine about her tattoos. It’s not like she’s a tatted up biker, but even if she was it was really none of his business. Yes, even after all the stories about misogyny in the news recently, this nutsack still felt that she needed his opinion of what makes a woman beautiful, as if that was the most important, hell, only important thing she could be. Never mind the fact that she has many other skills and a good mind, too.
It’s stories like this one that kind of brought home for me the fact that women, as a whole, take a whole hell of a lot more crap than men do. This is despicable.
What’s even more despicable is the hatred flying around the Men’s Rights Groups and the Pick Up Artists and all their ilk, those pathetic losers that have had bad experiences and decided that all women are responsible for their miserable little lives. It really saddens and sickens me that not only are these guys spouting this, but other guys are busy agreeing with them. I read an interview with a young woman who had the dubious pleasure of interviewing one of the bigwigs in the Men’s Right’s movement. He was an insufferable ass who has threatened to rape anyone who disagrees with me. I really wish I had bookmarked the article because I can’t find it again. After the interview she found anonymous men talking about how much fun it would be to slit her throat while raping her. The young woman handled the slings and arrows with a great deal of aplomb, so my hat is off to her and I hope the spineless assholes who posted those screeds find themselves face to face with some of this country’s law enforcement.
Doubtless, if they were arrested they would blame it on her, rather than their own irrational hated. After all, they will think to themselves, if that little lady had just known her place none of this would have happened, right?
Now, I’ll grant there are some areas where men get the shaft. They’re much fewer and further between than when women get the shaft, but it does happen. Still, blaming all women for your woes and threatening rape and murder is not the solution, it just makes you (and by association, all men) look terrible. You’re pissed off because the women you’re interested in aren’t interested in you? Suck it up and get over it. We’ve all pined away for the one who wasn’t interested. It sucks but you don’t declare war on all women over it. Move on, my son, women are diverse and varied group and someone who likes you for you is out there, somewhere.
To all the Men’s Rights Groups spewing their hatred and institutionalizing misogyny, to all the Pick Up Artists who are busily reducing women to an object to be conquered, to all the idiots who think it’s okay to marginalize an entire gender, as a man, I’d like to off you all a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up. Seriously, just shut the fuck up.
A number of years ago, I read an article by a feminist columnist that retread a lot of the same things that women are facing today, so you know this is hardly a new thing. I don’t recall the author or, even where I read it (doubtless a plot by women! :)), but I do remember one thing that resonated with me. She made a point that by calling women girls, we’re unintentionally (or intentionally) infantilizing all women. It may seem a trivial thing, but I took it to heart and have since tried to avoid calling women girls. Words have power, after all, and sometimes it’s unintentional power.
If we accept the definition of feminism as the radical idea that women are people, too and deserve to be treated equally, then I am more than happy to bear that title, wear it proudly and woe unto you of Earth and sea who decide to take me to task for it.
So, I’m not going to lie and blow smoke up everyone’s asses by proposing an intricate solution or a study that will finally and resolutely answer “Why?” I can’t change the world. I can’t make men stop behaving like idiots. I can’t make the nonsense and the vitriol and the hatred stop. All I can do is make a promise that you won’t catch it from me. If you do catch something like that from me, please remind me that I’m being an idiot and tell me to shut the fuck up.
In 1989 a little known, seldom talked about movie about a couple of time travelling goofs dropped on theaters all over the world. You may have heard of it, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Among other things, it dropped Keanu Reeves into the lap of an unsuspecting public and, for a while there, everyone was quoting the movie. A couple years have passed since it came out and I still get a chuckle when I think of the “iron maiden? Excellent!” line, but I keep coming back to the idea of “Being excellent to each other.”
So, that’s what I’m personally going to try to do: Be excellent instead of being a jerk.
Why yes, this is Wonder Woman beating the snot out of Batman. It’s from a Wonder Woman comic called The Hiketeia. I love Batman, but he can be a dick sometimes and it’s nice to see him lose every now and then.
When I write, I tend to start with a starting point in the story and just move forward with a basic idea in my head of where the story should go, so it’s fairly linear. After a story is done, I go back and review and tweak and review and tweak and review and tweak and so on and so forth. At any rate, during the process of writing, I basically just push the words out and hope they all into some coherent patterns on the digital page. If they don’t, oh well, I’ll rearrange them once I’m done.
I’m about 3/4 of the way finished with Henchmen 2. Working full-time seriously cuts into my writing time. Still, it’s pretty cool to look down at something you started x amount of months ago (back in December, in this case) and realize you’ve dropped 60k+ words into the story and it seems to be progressing nicely.
If you’ve ever wanted to see a raw product, well, look no further. Here’s a sample chapter from the (eventually) upcoming Henchmen 2: Awesome Subtitle Coming At Some Point. If you’ve read the first book (somewhat doubtful, email me and I can provide you a copy if you want. You have to leave me a review on Amazon, though!), you’ll recall the characters all split up at the end. The first part of the new book is getting them all back together again for another job. This chapter brings in the final piece, Jessica, who has been hiding out in Mexico running a bar on the beach, shows the agents of the bad guys for the first time, and gives a brief view of the plot line. There’s also some guns, explosions, a motorcycle chase and a first, quick, kiss.
If you want this in epub or mobi, you can check my website and grab either version. The link here is to a pdf copy.