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Eric Lahti 
Quite unexpected but I appear to have developed a sudden case of awesomeness. I look forward to acquiring near godlike powers sometime soon.
I suspect you always had that case of awesomeness. Enjoy your godlike powers. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility to abuse that power. 🙂