Some of my friends think just because I’m liberal and don’t go to church means I don’t love my country, but I actually do really love this country. Sure, some folks are jerks, but you’re likely to find jerks everywhere. Sure, some people are pushy, but you’ll find pushy people everywhere you go. All in all, this is pretty damned good country to live in.
So, tonight I’ll be celebrating the birth of this fine nation by drinking and blowing things up. Tomorrow I’ll get back to the task of being a good person. In the interim, here’s Hulk Hogan.